i think this is literally my favorite tik tok it’s so fucking funny
*watches my only beloved son slide down this and crinkle up like a crushed soda can*
online posting is like military combat and im the brave general and you are all the footsoldiers fighting in the tranches
Tranch
Tranch
im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and i dont expect either of you to return
ppl really trying to compare spiderverse peter to mcu tony when peter literally said “miles! i love you! i’m so proud of you!” after knowing him for like a day and the closest thing to validation that tony stark has ever given mcu peter was like “good job defeating that villain but i mean i kinda helped you find your motivation to do that right”
… the disrespect in this post… i’m stunned…?????
so don’t read it
Tavern by Benjamin Masi
Benjamin I don’t know you but wherever you are just know that I love you
Marnie: Shane, please, I’m worried about you, you just mope around and drink all day. What about your future?
Shane, horrifically hungover: I don’t want a future! I want to die!
Me, standing in the corner holding an adorable cartoon watering can, under the impression until this very moment that I was playing a lighthearted farming RPG:
oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.
The dream
